when buying is not selling

let me tell u a story.
my usual time of arrival at the office is around 10am.
so sometimes when i come at 9am, some colleagues will have this worried look. it's like, 'what is she buying that i'm not buying...??'
i loovveee those worried faces! to get to my room, i hafta pass thru almost 30 ppl and the looks are even worrier if i arrived before 9am. they must be thinking, 'wow! must be something big...'
hahaha
and some even had the nerves to ask.
if they asked 'buying?', i would say 'no, selling...'
and vice-versa.
so, sometimes it's fun to watch because these ppl are not good actors. they will try to look fine but i know what's deep in their heart.
muahahaha....muahahaha...muahahaha...

oh, what a pleasure...