TACKY, TACKY, bloody TACKY MOMENTS

okay, today is definitely a 'hentam' day for me. no, not me being 'hentam'ed, i want to 'hentam' ppl. firstly, on my way to work, to be frank, i enjoy looking at some good looking cars. and 630 is definitely one hell of a beauty. but, does it give u d rite to bully other motorists? i saw one black souped-up 630 honking one wira juz bcoz d wira hogged d rite lane. u can beam, u can give d right signal but do u have to honk? all i wanted to say to d 630 owner was; rilek la beb, belom 645...

secondly, i saw an e230 with a rear sticker; 'my benz'. eei, tacky nye!!

thirdly, my stupid colleague tried to tell me that apparently, d CHINESE gives utmost important to education. and indians dont give too much emphasis on education bcoz they were taught dat way and bcoz they wud remain poor nway. DUH!! what? ure trying to tell me that other races dont stress on education? macamla anak2 ngko gi naik bulan pun. i dont understand these chinese ppl la. seriously, what do u understand from that statement? was it (1) they're d most clever and bright ppl in d world? or (2) it's a norm for them to tell ppl how superior and wonderful they are? u know what else she said? she said those who go to public universities are 'pariah', yes, that's d word that she used. and that they wud prefer to send their kids abroad to further studies. buta ke minah ni? some private colleges here are superb man. for all i know, they prefer australia bcoz it's cheaper than england or america. so i guess, this is a case of an inferiority complex gone wrong. AND! d best part was, she mentioned that since harvard now has cut down the admission fees (read : admission je tau) she thinks her clan have better chance. apa? ingat ada duit je bole masuk ke? bodoh betol la minah ni. im sure she didnt read the whole article. infact, harvard is gonna tighten the admission requirements. alahai nyonya. takde mana anak ngko dpt masuk punye. she is definitely having d 'short-person syndrome' moment. and here ure telling ppl that u want a malaysians' malaysia but ure still cocking up stories bout ur race. apa ni?? u must be wondering what did i do when she uttered those useless statements. ambik ipod cucuk telinga la!!

ada citer lagi. i juz got back from my friend's room, she served me nasi lemak. to taste her 'biras' punye cooking. before we ate, she gave me d business card of her 'biras'. ppl, toloooonglaaaa jgn letak ur qualification or d place where u got ur degree / masters from kat business card tu. after all, ure only selling nasi lemak. what's cardiff got to do with selling nasi lemak eh? what? u think more ppl wud buy ur nasi lemak juz bcoz u went to cardiff? or u want ppl to think nasi lemak cardiff lagi sedap?? and d best part was u know what? minah cardiff tu SHARIFAH!! u know how much i despised those perasan alim sharifah2 kan. so we had a blast of tasting a sharifah's nasi lemak hambar and tak oomph langsung tu plus, we all kutuk kaw2 punye!! sharifah konon!! piirah!!

note : i dont hate all sharifahs. i only hate those who think their title is a stairway to heaven while in real life, this one particular sharifah i know, she doesnt even pray. but then again, who am i to judge her rite? im not even a sharifah!